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Joke of the Day

"You know why I like having sex while I'm camping? It's fucking in tents"

"Unfortunately..... Nobody wants to have sex with your inner beauty."

"I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you"

"""Last Christmas"" is a strange song. It's been 12 months and we're just now addressing this situation?"

"""It's ok. This is normal for her."" - How my friends explain me to others."

"Someone needs to break it to my cat that she is not a security guard and my bathroom is not a VIP section."

"I saw a black guy running down the street And he was carrying a TV. For a second I thought, *""hey, that looks like mine!""* but then I realized mine wears Adidas."

"Ur hot plz marry me. *no reply* OH MY GOSH SORRY FOR THE POCKET TEXT LMAO"

"Islam is a religion of peace Piece of you here, piece of you there"

"I'm not saying he's a gold digger, but he certainly did not hold back when I took him through the McDonald's drive thru."