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Joke of the Day

"How did the frog die? He kermitted suicide. I'm sorry"

"Last night my friend Gavin overdosed on heart burn medicine...... I can't believe Gaviscon."

"I tried to open a store that specialized in leather made from cow nipples... It was an udder catastrophe"

"In retrospect, when the cop pulled me over & asked ""where's the fire"", stroking a lighter & whispering ""haven't decided yet"" was a mistake."

"What is something that is invisible and lying on the floor? [RACISM ALERT!] A black man that has gotten the shit kicked out of him."

"Q: What do you call that great feeling of satisfaction you get when you finish your homework? A: The aftermath."

"Did you hear about the origami master who lost his job? His office went paperless."

"How do you make hard cider? Put it in the freezer."

"Robin Williams joke from Bicentennial Man A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, ""Make me one with everything."""

"If someone says ""With all due respect,"" what follows is the verbal equivalent of a captive chimp hurling feces at you."