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Joke of the Day
"How did the frog die? He kermitted suicide. I'm sorry"
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"In bed, women commonly mistake me for Usain Bolt because I always come first."
"Did you hear about the shirt that needed to lose weight? It runs big."
"I asked the Nazi store for a discount They gave me 8 off."
"What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare."
"What does a sassy ghost say? Boo you whore"
"Do you know why donuts have a hole in them? Because the baker made them with love. ^^^^^also ^^^^^why ^^^^^they're ^^^^^glazed"
"You can just lean against anything, look down at your phone and toggle between your 1st and 2nd page of apps and you'll look pretty popular."
"TIL the creator of the Hokey Pokey died last week. Planning his funeral went fine until it was time to put him in the casket. They put his left foot in and that's when the trouble started."
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" Apparently it wasn't the best way to try to convince my girlfriend to get an abortion."