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Joke of the Day
"Bend over, little fairy... ...a wish is a wish."
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"Why do ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies."
"- How was school? 4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton"
"Apparently, somebody gets stabbed in London every 52 minutes. Poor bastard."
"I waited for so long at the doctor's office that by the time they called me it was time for my follow-up appointment."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I told her ""Well now, that's a pretty big word for an eight year old."""
"My friend came up to me He said, ""Can you ever remember a time where you removed a wig?"" I said, ""Not off the top of my head."""
"What has four wheels and flies? My dead grandmother."
"Remember the Three R's of r/jokes Repost, reuse, recycle."
"wow. chess is like a whole different game when you play it with your clothes on. was it always like that, grandpa? cause I don't like it."