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Joke of the Day
"Accept it. Your parents HAVE had sex before."
Next Joke
"Me: Better late than never! Wife: ... M: Seeing red? W: ... M: Go with the flow! W: ... M: I'll go buy tampons. W: NOW, MISTER FUNNY MAN."
"To you Star Trek fans: what does the Star Ship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both search around Uranus for Klingons"
"Usually, the one you want, is the one you can't have."
"What does a cop and a dj have in common They both tell drunk people to put their hands up"
"A Star Wars Joke(No Spoilers) Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon? . . . Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!"
"""yes I'm very good in bed"" *folds blanket and neatly props up pillow* *pillow falls over* ""Oh no, this doesn't normally happen I swear"""
"Did you hear the creator of spaghetti died? He pasta way"
"When I was a kid my mom told me I could become whatever I wanted So I became a disappointment"
"Cheerleaders are there to tell you that your team needs to score more points & the name of your team in case you forget at any given moment"