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Joke of the Day

"I need ""Block"" Jokes I blocked my friend really hard in a volleyball game on the weekend and I need some block puns. Thanks!"

"""But what can we do for the people who love our crowds but hate the rides?"" And with that question The Disney Cruise was born."

"How do you get ""Dick"" from ""Richard""? You ask him nicely"

"Have you seen the new ticket prices for Alton Towers? Admission now costs an arm and a leg!"

"Stop being so hard on yourself. You don't have to be a complete idiot. Just be the best idiot you can be."

"""The ankle so important to a basketball player."" Something the announcer just said."

"My co-worker walks by holding asprin in his hand... He says, they say the weakest link in the chain goes first, I guess that's my head."

"Me: Yes honey.. I know.. a stroller for the baby. I got it. *hangs up* Salesman: As I was saying, the largest hamster ball we sell is a-"

"What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ? She lays hand gren-eggs !"

"Shoutout to Beethoven!"