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Joke of the Day

"What do you call balls on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest? Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin? My throne"

"What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !"

"Someone rang my doorbell twice this morning, so I guess I'm having lunch behind the couch."

"Mum does God use the bathroom? No what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning 'Oh God are you still in there?'"

"Why is Russia the gassiest country? Because their leader is Putin."

"What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations? They both tend to shoot up schools."

"Did you know ""orange"" is the same word in both French & English? Why didn't they do that with every word and make it easier on everyone?"

"If it's true that guns don't kill people, people kill people, then... isn't it true that toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"

"What is the definition of ""making love""? Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her."

"They say 1 in every 4 men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I wonder which one of them 7 is, I really need a cock in my ass."