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Joke of the Day
"Which came first, chicken or the egg? Neither. I came first."
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"With women it's not about how much money you make, what you drive or where you live at... LOL Who am I kidding, even the homeless women go after the homeless guys with the most stuff.."
"Some guy ordered a glass of coke. I told him to take a pitcher, it'll last longer."
"I went to a feminist picnic the other day... It was great, but no one made sandwiches."
"It was my son's birthday, so I took 4 of his mates for a burger and then bowling. They had a great time, he would have loved it"
"There's nobody in this world who gives LESS of a FUCK about helping you and your problem than a person working in customer service."
"What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet? M'ladybug"
"I hope zombies will come from Mexico. After eating their way through fat Americans, they'll be like ""Sorry little Canadians. We're full."""
"Hello? Fred's Restaurant. Hello! I'd like to know do you serve crabs? We serve anyone sir! Come on in!"
"A proctologist quit his job.. He was tired of being the butt of the joke."