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Joke of the Day
"I got drunk and woke up in the gutter. This is my sewer side note."
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"Some kid just threw a bottle of milk at me HOW DAIRY! His behaviour was udderly disgusting. It just skimmed my head."
"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock."
"Just picked up a Where's Waldo audiobook: ""Not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo"""
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"Need wrist jokes My little brother just broke his wrist and we are sitting in the hospital. He requested wrist jokes. Anybody have some?"
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"If you're forcing me to choose between you and my dream of making a sequel to the 1982 horror classic then you've got another Thing coming."