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Joke of the Day

"Dear santa... Dear santa, this year, please send clothes for all those poor ladies in daddy's computer."

"Marriage is like fruit Honeydew this, Honeydew that..."

"What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Not much. It just gave a little whine."

"I CAN'T STAND BLACK GIRLS WITH BLONDE HAIR . LOOKING LIKE A DAMN DURACELL BATTERY"

"Once, a bucket of Sodium Hydroxide slipped out of Skrillex's hands. He dropped the base."

"There is no such thing as an antique car. An antique car is a horse."

"Its girls like u that cause global warming!"

"Knock Knock Knock, Knock. Who's there? Horton. Horton, who? Horton Hears A Who."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent."

"Roses are red Congress is red The Senate is red The White House is red welp Edit: insert communist pun here Edit x2: what the fuck did i just get gold for this"