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Joke of the Day

"Dear santa... Dear santa, this year, please send clothes for all those poor ladies in daddy's computer."

"I didn't realise how lonely I was... I didn't realise how lonely I was, until I decided my favourite sexual position was right-handed."

"Did you hear about the girl who died in the Italian restaurant? She pasta way."

"7: I didn't do my homework Me: why not? 7: they told us to write about the new president Me: so? 7: you told me not to cuss"

"Hell yes we can still be friends if you don't drink, I'm not that shallow. You have a driver's license, right??"

"How do scientists freshen their breaths? Ex*spearmints*"

"A man came into the emergency room with six plastic toy horses in his ass... The doctors say his condition is stable."

"I'm going to go against the Circlejerk here and say that I am really starting to like Mayweather It's really starting to Warmup, without getting Overlyhot as it does during Midsummer."

"What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like !"

"'twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was screaming... Just cuz I went into the wrong house."