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Joke of the Day
"Don't judge me until you've scrolled a mile through my meme collection"
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"Boy are people gonna be upset when they find out the God Particle is black..."
"This Summer, I've been grilling on the roof of my apartment. The steaks have never been higher."
"What do you call a sad terrorist? A crisis"
"The worst part about being single is always doing what I want. Anytime. Anywhere. With whomever. That sucks."
"Why do ghosts get invited to parties? Because they always bring boos."
"Why did the doctor go the furniture store? Because he needed a stool sample."
"*Rides off into sunset* *forgets mobile* *Rides back*"
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? ....a fssshhh..."
"What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis? Daeshcams"