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Joke of the Day

"How many female country singers does it take to sing a Patsy Cline song? Every fucking one of them."

"What has four legs and two assholes? A police horse."

"Shouldn't elevators have a different name for the trip back down?"

"Why did Eminem make a terrible barista? Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot."

"PJ time - Slogan behind an auto rickshaw I couldn't afford Volkswagen. Thus, Auto"

"The NFL replacement refs"

"Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !"

"What drink did the Karate Master order? Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)"

"'Active' shower gel because I have no idea what active smells like."

"When my gang enters a brawl, we take small steps forward while snapping in unison. Jeff does a flip off a wall too. Its pretty intimidating."