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Joke of the Day

"My toddler tried out and age aproporiate pickup line ""Hey baby, you've got some fiiiiiiine motor skills."""

"What do you call Batman when he skips Church? Christian Bale."

"How do you stop all the protests and riots? Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down"

"Why wouldn't Chad Kroeger (lead singer of Nickelback) have sex with Helen Keller? Because she's a woman!"

"What do you call closet Purge ?"

"What do you call an overweight homosexual? Jigglypuff."

"My love is like a candle... Because if you forget about me I will burn your fucking house to the ground."

"Just buckled a bottle of Tito's Vodka into the backseat of my car, so I obviously know what it's like to be a mom."

"Where do Sith Lords shop? At Darth Mall."

"Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia? Because the instructions usually say: ""Take after meals."""