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Joke of the Day
"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them up into a tire and call it a Goodyear?"
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"Roses are gray, violets are gray, tulips are gray Im a dog."
"The only time my wife will ever scream ""Deeper, deeper!""... Is when they are lowering my casket into the ground."
"A Muslim walks into a bar... Just kidding it's haram"
"Since everyone is writing a poem, please don't read mine [deleted]"
"#1: Checking your phone after someone else pulls out their phone is the yawn of our generation."
"How does the Pirate watch his movie? He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)"
"What does a man consider to be a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack."
"I've heard that a support group has been started for writers who can only sell their work to Barnes & Noble It's called Authors without Borders"
"Funny one liner: Virgin Pussy is a ""Road not taken"""