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Joke of the Day
"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them up into a tire and call it a Goodyear?"
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"What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A ""booquet"" of flower."
"What do you call two siblings that take your money? Fine brothers"
"There should be a terrible show about a woman, her mom, and her daughter, all 3 named Jennifer, called ""Jenerations"" on Lifetime or the CW."
"What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive. He would be alive."
"Why does Japan have such a low obesity rate? They don't want to see their little boy grow into a fat man."
"Sometimes I just tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward That's just how I roll"
"I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid."
"What is the difference between a gay man and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when you pull meat out of it."
"I swear, my kids will make me drive them to my own funeral. And then to the mall."