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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the castrated hipster? He had a very eunuch style."
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"Im excited to have Tubman on the twenty So we can use black people as currency again"
"Round metal object they throw at the olympics Discuss."
"Your future."
"3 women in a bar are comparing how loose they are... One claimed they could fit a sausage, another claimed they can fit a cucumber and the other slid down the bar stool."
"Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan? Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke."
"Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage? They know how to tuck away junk."
"Rappers are terrible with pets: the Baja Men let their dogs out, DMX never knows where his dogs are at, and Pitbull is awful."
"Q: What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow? A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night?!"
"Anyone else find it slightly suspicious that a massive plane's gone missing over the same ocean that Bin Laden's floating in.....?"