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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama's so fat That when she walked past the the tv I missed three episodes."
Next Joke
"Doctor: Well ma'am looks like you're pregnant. Woman: I'm pregnant? Doctor: No it just looks like you are."
"What was the cat painting A self pawtrait."
"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand binary, and those who do not."
"Never underestimate an underachiever. We're capable of less than you think."
"People who call themselves ""grammar Nazis"" deserve the worst possible sentence."
"[biologists find beached whale] its a new species what can we call it? [surfer walks by] yo killer whale bro [biologists look at each other]"
"maybe if we told raccoons that the black around their eyes meant they were superheroes instead of burglars theyd stop stealing our trash"
"What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister? Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay"
"Well... You know what they say... So I guess I don't need to tell you..."