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Joke of the Day

"1st wise man: I brought gold for the baby 2nd wise man: [hiding frankincense behind his back] actually that gold is from both of us"

"If you get pulled over for speeding on the highway, police are legally required to let you go if you tell them 'Black Betty' was playing."

"I wonder if anyone in a full burqa ever thinks, ""Wow, that's a great picture of me."""

"What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream."

"I'm handling Monday the same way I handle constipation. Gritting my teeth and wishing it pass already."

"what kind of nut does Spock hate the most? pekhan"

"Chinese Food is amazing but I do find it hard to believe that a chicken fried this rice"

"My daughter has green eyes, she got that from me, my wife on the other hand has black eyes.. She also got those from me."

"Why did the pirate's rap song become such a hit? The bass was pegged, his hook was just right, and it made all the girls shake they booty."

"Patient: Doctor what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!"