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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the guy who farted in church? He sat in his own pew."
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"You're an open book? ""Throws you into a bonfire."""
"Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford? Because he's Indie!"
"Q: How did a blind woman pierce her ear? A: Answering the stapler."
"What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar? I Expectsum Patronum"
"I just watched a knot making documentary, it was really good! Especially that ending, what a twist."
"The lobotomist ran off with my wife... And I think he took off with my better half."
"Lost My Bitcoins Last Week been trying to track them down ever since."
"Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea? Because they drink it before it's cool."
"What is the difference between feminists and Nazis? One group has a purpose and lots of support and the other is full of nagging women."