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Joke of the Day

"How many LAPD officers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to beat the bulb for being broke, another to shoot the room for being black."

"Just sprayed Febreeze in my bathroom.. Now it smells like shitrus."

"When I die use my body to block up a water slide. No one should have fun once I'm gone"

"A Jewish guy at my restaurant loves croutons Specifically, burnt croutons. I can understand why, he knows their pain"

"Sex (nsfw) What is the difference between regular sex and anal sex? Regular sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your whole week.. (hole weak)"

"Where does Chewbacca research his college essays? Wookiepedia"

"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many Cheetahs!"

"Japan's First VR Porn Festival Canceled Prematurely Because of Overcrowding Basically, a bukkake that ended early because everybody came."

"A woman visits an astrologer Astrologer: Would you like me to tell you your husband's future? Woman: No you tell me his past, I'll decide his future."

"I tried to read a book about illiteracy once Couldn't understand any of it"