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Joke of the Day

"You know, Hitler must have been a pretty great artist. There are a ton of museums dedicated to his work, after all."

"A dog with a cowboy hat, spurs and a cigar limps in through the swinging doors of a saloon... ...He says, ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"""

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No, neither have they."

"There are a lot of deadbeat dads out there trying to make up for lost time by ""liking"" their grown children's facebook updates."

"What did Mohammed eat? His dates."

"I like my woman like I like my cheese... White American."

"A short penis joke I'm Asian"

"Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store? For the Watch."

"person: can you keep a secret? me: I'll never share what you say but it will weigh on me and negatively affect my life person: oh thank god"

"[dinner table] gfs dad: so what do you do for a living me: human trafficking *he chokes* gf: he's a crossing guard dad"