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Joke of the Day

"People say money is not the key to happiness But with enough money, you can have a key made."

"I ordered a book called ""How to relieve stress"" My goodness, for the life of me I really hope that it arrives on time. And that it's useful. And that the delivery man doesn't dislike me."

"Black rotten roses & run over kittens Teeth falling out & a test is unwritten Naked in public becoming a meme Theseareafewofmyterribledreams"

"Justin Timberlake has announced he's involved with a sequel the The Dark Crystal. He's bringing Skeksis Back."

"Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good."

"Which two farm animals are the dirtiest? Brown chicken brown cow.."

"So the batteries in my flashlight ran out... You'd think I'd be sad, but really I was delighted."

"Learn cursive, they said. You'll need it your whole life, they said."

"Whenever I wear shorts it looks like I murdered a fat toddler and stole his pants."

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? denim denim denim ( say to tune of Mario song )"