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Joke of the Day
"Obama and Putin are fighting over a phone charger. You might even say they're in a power struggle."
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"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. DRE"
"What do you call an abusive pothead? A weed whacker."
"Why do vegans give good head? Because they are used to eating nuts"
"Why people cry during the weddings? ...they are preparing for whats coming afterwards"
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number. Edit: I get it, this joke is just too far-fetched for you mainstreamers to understand."
"wow this is crazy: over 30,000 white girls ""literally die"" every year because they ""actually can't right now"""
"Russian burglar What does a Russian burglar wear? ( In a Russian accent ) robber boots"
"The are only 3 kinds of people. The ones who can count. And the ones who can't."
"Don't judge if you don't know me. Unless you're making my pizza & you say ""This guy looks like he wants extra cheese"" then please do."