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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby? The dead baby can feed a family of four."

"Why did the cows return to the marijuana field? It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back."

"See the problem with the left is that... the wrong people are getting the abortions."

"If you need a loan who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger)."

"What type of store doesn't move? A stationary store."

"AMA I left the Church of Scientology two weeks ago [Deleted]"

"I chose not to act when a bunch of pinnipeds gatecrashed my outdoor party. I sealed my own fete."

"eating Asian pussy all I need was SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE"

"Bad grammar makes me [sic]"

"A magic tractor drives down a road... and turns into a field."