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Joke of the Day

"Goodnight moon, goodnight stars. Goodnight weird guy who walks past my house on crutches every night. Goodnight house on crutches."

"'You look fat' is both an ice-breaker and a bone-breaker"

"What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef."

"Hosted a mass debate party last night. I was the only one who came."

"Have you heard about Polish Roulette? It's played exactly the same way as Russian Roulette, except with a semi-automatic pistol."

"Click to see something special something special"

"Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body."

"My DJ name is Daemon, because I maintain the beats in the background."

"I heard about this Mohel who did a circumcision while drunk ... ... he got the sack. He had developed a drinking problem, just couldn't cut it any more."

"What is the reason for short people temper? They are closer to hell."