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Joke of the Day
"How do you put a condom on a elephant? You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh."
Next Joke
"How dumb do you have to be to fly right into my fucking face? This is why we shouldn't allow bees to text."
"Knock knock knock knock knock. Who's there? Michael J Fox"
"4 out of 5 dentists recommend teeth."
"Saudi Arabia refuses to even consider allowing women to drive ""safety on the road is our first priority"" said the King spokesman in a recent press conference"
"Wears a black shirt to a first dates house to see if shes lying about having cats"
"All this ""Kaine is boring"" talk is your reminder that nowadays Abraham Lincoln would have to know parkour or some shit"
"whats the difference between my driveway and 14 year old daughter? ... I pull out of my driveway"
"I don't think anyone would be surprised if Captain Morgan was arrested for Boating Under the Influence."
"I don't discriminate among size guys. Personally my favorite is 3 inches and goes by the name visa, mc, or amex."