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Joke of the Day
"What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats."
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"NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO! Except my government, boss, his wife, my girlfriend, my parents, my doctor, friends, neighbours, their dogs..."
"Do furries go to doctors or vets?"
"I like to make a sandwich with just cucumbers and pickles... I call it the Before and After"
"Arwen and Elrond https://i.imgur.com/meGn3q2.jpg"
"What is a test tube baby's biggest fear? Dingos with straws....!! "
"It's only a little rad. It's a radish."
"If all the girls who went to my high school prom were laid end to end... It wouldn't surprise me at all."