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Joke of the Day

"Apple CEO Tim Cook has come out as gay. This totally explains why the new iPhone charger holes became tighter after Steve Jobs died."

"I cannot take my new pet cat seriously She's always kitten around"

"Somebody just said ""good morning"" to me in the elevator. Stare at the buttons like everyone else, asshole."

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? She gets a frog in her throat at 69! Wakka wakka wakka!"

"Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !"

"Interview tip: maintain eye contact. If they try to look at documents, put your head between them and the documents."

"If you're cold, stand in the corner It's usually 90 degrees"

"What kind of food do the cool fish eat when they study math? Algae bru"

"A Greek, an Irishman and a Portuguese spend the evening drinking in a bar. Who picks up the tab? The German."

"Switzerland on Austrians: ""Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?"" ""So that they can't raise it upside-down"""