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Joke of the Day
"I told my parents to vote for Trump... So I wouldn't have to take Spanish in high school"
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"My girlfriend says I have compulsive lying disorder... ...she's right; I don't have a girlfriend."
"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a computer. My goodness you'd better come to my surgery right away! I can't my power cable won't reach that far."
"My Math teacher asked me if I have learnt about angles yeah, to a degree"
"Why did the leper fail his driving test? He left his foot on the clutch."
"What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken? (May be offensive) Mike Tyson"
"How many Amish guys does it take it satisfy an Amish whore? Two men-a-night!"
"A QA tester walks into a bar... and orders 1 beers and orders 5 beers and orders 9999 beers and orders -1 beers and orders foobar beers"
"What was the allergic 2""X4""'s terrifying hallucination? He sawdust."
"The theme song from The Golden Girls is stuck in my head. and now its in yours too. Your welcome."