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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend says I have compulsive lying disorder... ...she's right; I don't have a girlfriend."
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"I tried smoking hash the other day... But I couldn't get to corned-beef lit."
"did you hear that Frosty broke up with his girlfriend? i understand....he says she's frigid....."
"My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house. ""To fight the Decepticons,"" I said. She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster."
"How is a man and a 45 degree angle alike? Neither of them are ever right."
"What's brown and runny Usain Bolt"
"Why does Santa carry a heavy sack? Because he come once in an year."
"Dolphin scientists say that dolphins are the smartest animal next to humans, but I think they're only saying that because they're dolphins."
"Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple store? For the watch"
"""We're halfway there... wow-ohh!! Livin' on a vain hope to which the Universe is indifferent!"" - Athiest Bon Jovi"