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Joke of the Day
"How many Amish guys does it take it satisfy an Amish whore? Two men-a-night!"
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"I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings, I'm a drunk, we go to parties."
"Give a man a fish & he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish & he'll plan fishing trips with his buddies to escape from his annoying wife."
"A woman asked her husband for a divorce after he said they needed to go get new counter tops. She knew he was taking her for granite."
"How do street drugs get into the prisons? Not really sure, but my best guess is that some assholes smuggle them in."
"What kind of game are Americans worst at? Tower defense."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. That's a man's job."
"I hate bipolar jokes... They're hilarious."
"Im surprised Mayweather can hug so well... despite all those domestic abuse charges"
"What do you call a work out routine done by a sexy robot? An erector set. I'll see myself out."