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Joke of the Day

"My dog would not stop digging a hole. so when he died we berried him in the holes he was digging. he was a wired dog he was!!!!!"

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"I miss having Lance Armstrong at the Olympics He was dope."
"A condom and a coffin. Both are designed for stiffs. The difference is one is for coming and the other for going"
"What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhino? 'Elephino!"
"My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to reheat the leftover turkey from last night's NYE dinner. I told her I quit hot food, cold turkey"
"What is green and smells like bacon? ... Kermit's finger"
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world Those who get binary, and those who don't."
"The tag on this hot tub reads ""6 man"" when I clearly ordered a 1 man 5 woman hot tub. This one is going back!"
"Hamburgler: Success! Look at this amazing haul of these McDonald's burgers! Hamburgler's Mum: *sobbing* Your brother is an architect."
"Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!"