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Joke of the Day
"What is green and smells like bacon? ... Kermit's finger"
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"What do you call a fish with no mouth? A floppy dildo"
"Ever have sex while camping? It's intents"
"if you're stuck in a group text, an easy way out is to throw your phone in the street and start a new life"
"Women are only terrible at parking because we're constantly being lied to about what 9 inches is"
"A Chemist with a broken arm fell in some lava His splint went up in flames"
"If you're in a plane above LA... What happens if you are in a plane above Los Angeles, and when you look out the window there are no clouds beneath you? U C L A"
"One mans trash... ""One man's rubbish is another man's treasure"" is a fantastic Idiom. But it's a horrible way to tell your kid that he's adopted."
"The best part of marriage is when your spouse goes on a diet and you don't have to share your snacks."
"...it's like what the mussel said to the clam... ""I wouldn't wish that on an anemone!"""