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Joke of the Day

"Hunting should only be legal if the animals are allowed to use weapons as well. I just want to see a bear with a sniper rifle."

"What's better than 29 year olds? 20 9 year olds ( ) Sorry"

"A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink... The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve mushrooms here."" The mushroom says, ""Hey, I may be a mushroom, but I'm a real fun-guy!"""

"A spider crawled on my son's hand today. I did what any father would do. I mean, Luke Skywalker seems like a productive member of society."

"A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair. ""Haircut sir?"" asked the barber. ""No just change the oil please!"""

"What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!"

"12 Polacks were about to rape a German girl. She started yelling ""Nein, nein, nein!"" so 3 of them left."

"""I rapidly kidnapped a happily napping kid"" is not only a fun tongue twister, but also a Felony! ...or so my lawyer tells me."

"Mitt Romney is walking through heaven when he runs into Barrack Obama"

"How did the chicken cross the street in the ghetto In a bucket"