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Joke of the Day

"I once took a ski away from an Eskimo... Then he dressed in black and got real depressed"

"What did the cliff say to the landslide? Chalk to you later."

"How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it!"

"I think im gonna be a comedian Coz my life is a joke :"")"

"My girlfriend asked if I was Happy to be fair, she always gets us dwarves confused"

"I've been called the Trump of the bedroom... Because sex with me builds up emotional walls that they end up paying for."

"Worst math joke I know. Two students sit in a geometry class. One says to the other ""I'm cold!"" The other says ""go sit in the corner."" ""Why?"" replies the first. ""Because its 90 degrees!"""

"Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?"

"A joke i came up with.... detective: time of death 4:20 police officer: eyyyy detective: eyyyyy corpse: eyyyy"

"Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto."