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Joke of the Day
"""Wow, that was a very good sandwich."" - Liam Neeson, at some point, probably"
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"I ordered popcorn before watching The Revenant. The concession worker asked if I wanted butter. ""Does a bear shit in leo's mouth?"""
"I just put a bunch of lipstick up my butt. (NSFW) I've suddenly realized that makeup sex is highly overrated."
"Harry Potter was walking down a hill jk rowling"
"This Status maybe recorded for quality and training purposes"
"I once knew a brother so smooth he wore a bluetooth in each ear and held the exact same conversation with 2 separate women at the same time"
"I'm not judging you, I'm just trying to guess what medications you're on."