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Joke of the Day
"My new Toyota is going to be in a new movie . . . Just a small part. It's just a Camryo."
Next Joke
"What do you call a computer that says hello to you when you start it up? A Dell."
"What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? Cheez Waz."
"How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !"
"Q. Why is gettig a blowjob from Joan Rivers like Going over Niagara Falls on a tightrope? A. They can both be life-enhancing experiences....unless you look down."
"What's blue and tacky? Smurf shit"
"I saw a zombie wearing Crocs on The Walking Dead and thought to myself ""she totally deserved to die""."
"What do they call a bra in Sweden? A holdsemfromfloppin"
"My least favorite thing about babies is how they don't understand it's the weekend."
"I did not expect Brazil to get beaten this badly by Germany I really did Nazi it coming"