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Joke of the Day
"I did not expect Brazil to get beaten this badly by Germany I really did Nazi it coming"
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"What do you call a Chinese man with a bad internet connection? Hi Ping"
"What did Bacon say to Tomato? Lettuce get together!"
"How do you get a dog to lick itself clean like a cat? Cover it in peanut butter."
"The wife's insisting I quit my job, because she thinks it's cruel we've started testing our new products on rabbits. She's got a point, I suppose... I work in a hammer factory."
"What did MC Hammer say to his wife when she caught him cheating? Can't trust this"
"I think Hitler was gay. After all, he sure loved licking the poles."
"What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? A: White Vans."
"What did the Leper say to the Prostitute? ""You can keep the tip."""
"I hate being bipolar... But it's also pretty awesome sometimes."