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Joke of the Day

"Q. Why is gettig a blowjob from Joan Rivers like Going over Niagara Falls on a tightrope? A. They can both be life-enhancing experiences....unless you look down."

"Did you hear about the new camouflage turban? It helps you hide and Sikh."

"Sometimes it's nice to feel another body pressed up against your own, even if rigor mortis has already set it."

"Three men walk into a bar They all get concussion"

"Have you heard about the Italian chef? He pasta way"

"What did the leper say to the hooker? keep the tip. ;)"

"Today is the best day to propose to your girl... If she accept, its your luck! If not, tell her its April fools!"

"Yo mamma so fat... That when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up"

"*deliberately drops paper in front of cute girl* Oh my goodness was that my...(sexy voice) political science degree"

"Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden? He wanted to raise some hard cash."