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Joke of the Day
"Hacking is like gay sex... you enter a backdoor hoping there are no logs."
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"What's the difference between a baseball and a fat girls pussy? You could probably eat a baseball."
"I could have sworn I saw spearmint flavored fig newtons at the shop the other day. But it turns out they were just a fig-mint of my imagination."
"What does a racist joke and a crime have in common? They both start with you looking over your shoulder."
"Bruce Willis is at the supermarket, standing by the cucumbers & laughing hysterically, pointing at them with tears streaming down his face"
"A cure has been found for homosexuality. Lip balm you rub it on your arsehole and it keeps the chaps away."
"What's the longest word in the world? Marriage. Because it's not just a word, it's a fuckin' sentence."
"What is Napoleon Dynamite's Favorite TV Dinner? Tot Pockets"
"It's hard to explain puns... It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally."
"I told my jewish friend a Holocaust Joke... It Holocaust me our friendship."