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Joke of the Day

"For all of you claiming you have over 100 IQ. How can you possibly score over 100%? I am very pleased with my score of 79."

"What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani hospital? I don't know, I just fly the drone."

"My master plan is to forget sunglasses at every location in the world so wherever I am I'll always have sunglasses."

"As far as my dog knows... ...dicks taste like peanut butter."

"What's the worst part about being a black jew? Sitting at the back of the oven.."

"How I wear a scarf: 1. Take scarf and drape it over my shoulder 2. Find an annoying co-worker and choke them to death with it. 3. Repeat"

"What's the worst thing to come out of The Armenian Genocide? Kardashians"

"Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!"

"When is the only time a woman says something smart? When her sentence starts with ""A wise man once said"""

"Teens, you should not being getting drunk. You're annoying enough as it is"