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Joke of the Day
"What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!"
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"What was the difference between C# and VB About 6 months."
"What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry? Chicken tikka m'sala"
"Sorry my diet made me slap the oreo out of your toddler's hand and scream ""NOT TODAY SATAN!"""
"When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing? When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver."
"How do you keep someone curious? I'll tell you on my next post"
"Donkey kong, king kong, and a smart blonde fight on top of the empire state building. Who wins? None of them, they don't exist!"
"I threw away my vacuumer today It was just collecting dust.."
"What is the worst thing about being an egg? You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!"
"My first kid will be named Gotham. That way when I have to get up in the middle of the night when they're crying I can say ""Gotham needs me"""