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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the blind woman in a gangbang? She didn't know what came over her."

"what % of the time are birds just chilling"

"I went to the cannibal restaurant the other night and the waitress gave me the cold shoulder. It came with rice and a salad."

"I used to work at a soda pressing factory... I had to compress soda cans all day. It was so depressing. (so...da...pressing). HA!"

"I'm so hungry I could eat this piece of paper. *adds salt to resume*"

"Why do canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game"

"I went on a boat trip around Paris, ...it was in-seine!"

"What does Massive Attack call Parkinson's Disease? Interia Creeps Moovin' Up Slowly"

"Why can't the penis and testicles ever be together? Because there's a vas deferens between them."

"What do you call a nymphomaniac graffiti artist? Bonksy"