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Joke of the Day

"I went to the cannibal restaurant the other night and the waitress gave me the cold shoulder. It came with rice and a salad."

"I lost 12 pounds in a week. Good thing I'm not a big investor."

"The Ultimate Spoiler You all die in the end."

"I spent all of last night trying to remember the Roman numerals for 51, 6, and 500 and couldn't.... ...I'm so LIVID right now."

"What's the NSDAP's favourite kind of Jew? I dunno, ashkenazi!"

"Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting? Criminal: I answered an ad that said ""Make money at home."""

"What's a mole's favourite fruit? An Avagadro."

"I broke my new ukelele the other day... but I didn't fret it."

"What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !"

"With Hanukkah upon us, how does a Jewish man prepare his tea? Hebrews it."