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Joke of the Day

"I was having a look... In my mothers bedroom the other day and I found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in her wardrobe. I couldn't believe it... My mothers a superhero!!!!!"

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put in the wrong pair of socks this morning."

"What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common? the resistance of both drop when doped."

"I wasn't happy getting A,B and C in my results today. Having three types of Hepatitis is almost unheard of."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"

"What's Whitney Houstons favourite kind of co-ordination? Haaand eeeeeeyeeee"

"If singer/actor Meat Loaf got sick and refused treatment... the newspapers headline could be ""Meat Loaf Aday keeps the doctor away"""

"Everybody just wants to get off... ....This elevator because that guy stinks"

"The nice thing about being a hypochondriac is eventually you'll be right, then die while going, ""See? Told you."""

"Obama ran around the whitehouse with Biden. Their total time was 9:48. When they had finished Biden said ""Hey Barack, did we beat the record?"" Out of breath Obama said ""No, Bush did 9:11"""