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Joke of the Day

"Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population."

"So a Higgs boson meets the Pope... ""You can't have Mass without me."""

"If I rule the world first thing I'll do is add a extra day into the weekend right after Saturday.. It will be called Matterday... It won't matter what you do that day"

"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where the cucumber goes."

"Smartphones don't prevent people from feeling alive and getting in touch with nature. I just walked into a tree."

"At what time do most people go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty (2:30)."

"New camouflaged condoms! She'll never see you coming again."

"Tom Cruise Jokes, Anyone?"

"I like to scream ""YOURE MAKING A SCENE!"" Whenever someone asks me for directions."

"How did Helen Keller lose her virginity? Somebody left the plunger in the toilet."