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Joke of the Day
"At what time do most people go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty (2:30)."
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"[crime scene] detective flips open pocket watch Hmmm...precisely what I thought ""What's that sir"" closes watch It's lunch time"
"If you are what you eat Then I'm a big pussy and my wife is a dick"
"How do you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it"
"me: how much per hour? babysitter: $15 me: okay here's $2.37 million see you in 18 years"
"Food is like dark humor not everyone gets it"
"I knew this girl, she's really deep; she'd always find a reason to preach about how size does matter..."
"You guys was right about Donald Trump harming the environment He's already making snowflakes melt!"
"What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons."
"I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited."