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Joke of the Day

"I met a refugee on the train today. ""What country are you from?"", I asked. ""Iraq"", he replied. ""How did you escape?"" i ran."

"""Truth or dare"" ""Truth"" ""What's your credit card number"""

"Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them ""Get out. We don't serve your type here."""

"Best Comebacks If you want my comeback you can scrape it off your mother's teeth (leave more in the comments)"

"Every morning when the alarm goes off, I wake up & say ""it's time to chase my dreams!"" & then I press the snooze button & go back to sleep."

"My wife gets kind of bitchy once a month. It usually lasts about 30 days."

"Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam? Every time somebody yelled, ""GET DOWN!"" they'd get up and dance."

"I had a dream about a woman who becomes a horse at night. It was a nightmare."

"Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide"

"Not all Girl Scouts are nice. Some silent fart while you're filling out the paperwork for Thin Mints and they don't even say they're sorry."