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Joke of the Day
"If I worked for the tribune... ... do you think I'd make the papers?"
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"[Interview] HR - What are your strengths and weaknesses ? Me - WiFi Password and WiFi Signal."
"Why do Chinese people love NY? Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each."
"What type of clothing does a House wear? Address."
"I'm just a girl, sitting in her car, wondering what the person I texted ""I'm in the cat"" to, is thinking right now."
"Important stuff. If an orange is called an orange, then how come lemon is not called yellow?"
"Why are mushrooms small? Because there isn't mush-room."
"What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop? Take me to your liter!"
"""Good for you"" was said unsarcastically only that first time."
"An Indian friend of mine used to hit his wife every night at 7.30... ..on the dot."