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Joke of the Day

"I'm just a girl, sitting in her car, wondering what the person I texted ""I'm in the cat"" to, is thinking right now."

"What did Jamal get for Christmas? Your Bike"

"What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda? Infantacide"

"Scientists have found a nearby 'habitable' planet. I think I speak for most humans when I say I soooo want to rape it."

"What's the difference between terrorists and tourists? Terrorists have sympathizers."

"2 atoms of helium acting funny ~ HeHe"

"I seem to have this constant stream of bugs trying to hang me. They're really quite the noose ants."

"Just a short joke you are probably pretty familiar with yep, it's your penis"

"Me: Oh my god, that cat is adorable! She's the cutest kitty I've ever seen! Cat: I just want to be friends."

"Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken."