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Joke of the Day

"Politics in Pakistan You don't cast your vote. You vote your caste."

"What did the set-up say to the punchline? You're nothing but a joke."

"inspired by frontpage's TIL about the guy fawkes mask: how many occupy protesters does it take to change a lightbulb? none, occupy protesters can't change anything."

"What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks? Afroturf."

"How many NYPD officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"Free event: Datsun + Tooth & Nail Brewery + Mostly Danish For anyone that have been wanting to try food from Datsun and beers from Tooth & Nail craft brewers."

"TIFU by buying an MP5K instead of a Mini-Uzi from the Arms Store... Whoops, wrong sub."

"I just can't stay mad at Monday when it happens to be a day off from work."

"What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bert ! Bert who ? Bert the dinner !"