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Joke of the Day

"Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school? Sounds like he had already done the... time"

"I slept like a baby last night 2 hours of sleep and a whole lot of crying"

"Why did Princess Leia cry at the end of Return of the Jedi? Her father just died."

"Doggy Sherlock Holmes was investigating a case... Doggy Sherlock: Any leads? Doggy Watson: Yes, Holmes. Two. Doggy Sherlock: Excellent, lets take them and go walkies."

"Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing? Because it had ten tickles"

"Yo mama's so fat when she was in school she sat next to everybody!"

"If jerk chicken could talk, what would it say? ""Fuck-ooooff, fuck-ooooff, FUCK-OFF!!!"""

"What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket? A bonding agent."

"How are genders like the twin towers? There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it."

"What do you call a black Canadian? Just 'Canadian'."